Making Love by the Numbers - It Works for Me!
No more second guessing your sex life - No more frustrating evenings
No more not knowing, "what's she really thinking Tongiht?"


How About Tonight? (Female Ö One)

... q If You Need a Number Lover, You're Not Paying Attention!

0. q No Numbers Required You Sexy Devil, Tonight I'm Yours!

1. q Come Here Baby, You're In For The Ride Of Your Life!

2. q Come Over Here and Rip My Cloths Off and Stick It To Me, You Animal!

3. q Come and Get It, My Little Stud Muffin!

4. q You've Got to Feed Me First Sucker, Then I'm Yours!

5. q Let's Do Something Different Tonight, Surprise Me!

6. q Ok, But It's You're Turn to Go Down First!

  7. q Go For It, If You Feel Lucky, Punk!

  8. q Pot Luck (Maybe You Can, Maybe You Can't)

  9. q I've got Cramps, you just get a BJ and/or a HJ only!

10. q Ok, Ok, Get It Up, Get It In, Get It Off and Get It Out, You Pig!

11. q Ok, But You'll Have To Do All The Work, I've Had a Rough Day!

12. q Ok, Let's Get it Over With, You Selfish Ingrate!

13. q Try Again Later, I Might Be In A Better Mood!

14. q Maybe in the Morning, Ha Ha!

15. q Let's Wait Until Morning, Really!

16. q Just Hold Me Tonight, Ok!

17. q I've Got A Headache - Not Right Now!

18. q I've Got Cramps, Don't Touch Me!

19. q Don't Even Think About It, You Low Life!

20. q Touch Me and You Die, You Bastard!

21. q Better Warm Up "The Old Hand" Tonight,

Because You Ain't Getting That Thing Near Me!
Male - No Need to Ö Anything
(We're Always Ready!)
Created By: Don E. Hawkins


(Revised 1Jan98 at 03:15)